Suburban New York - Baratunde Thurston, The Onion's Director of Digital, made a vlog which called Donald Grump, er, Donald Trump, a "heinous, low-class individual" and a "Klansman", after President Obama issued the long-form version of his birth certificate on Wednesday; something that took this blogger by surprise as well.
This is Thurston's vlog:
Baratunde Thurston is right about Donald Trump's class-less move. But I can't agree that Trump's point of view is so important and that his actions of saying that he's "proud" or more specifically:
Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish
Trump's statement of pride over the birth certificate release moved Baratunde to tears of disgust, but for this blogger, born in 1962 and having to contend with the idea of the "Back To Africa" movement of the mid-60s, and having to deal with the idea that I wasn't an American, only to have my dear mother remind me that I was "born here in Chicago" at the time, I'm over that painful childhood fear of being sent to a place I never knew. I'm not crying about Trump.
You read that correctly.
When you're a little kid, you don't know what's really possible or impossible because you're still taking in even the basics of what it means to be alive. So for someone to want to go "back to Africa," and for those person who said that to have the same color as me, was scary. For a time, I wondered if we were going to have to move. If someone was going to come to the door and say "you all have to go."
But then Mom reminded me that I was "born here in Chicago." And that was enough for me.
That's why, as much as I respected Donald Trump, I don't anymore. He's a joke. Trump may be good at getting other people to give money to him, but I'm now convinced there's nothing different between him and a beggar on the street asking for spare change.
I just asked my friend and NFL Draft colleague Bill Chachkes what he thought about Donald Trump, and he said "I'm too busy. I've got more important things to think about." No, Bill's not black, he's Jewish, but I also know my Mom would say the same thing. For both, Donald Trump's nothing more than a clown.
That's why I said Donald Trump needs to shut up on this issue. He does. But Baratunde Thurston also must not give Trump so much power that the real estate developer moves him to tears.
If people feel as Baratunde does, then Trump wins. Don't let him win.
